Do you make the cut?
Alright guys, here's the drill: I'm picky. And not picky in the "he must be good looking and fit" (which helps) but picky as in I KNOW WHAT I NEED to be happy.Here's the list of what you need (it's an all in thing):MUST love hockey (I'm not a Craps fan, but as long as you can handle me telling you how much better my boys are than yours, you can be one)SHOULD like or be willing to deal with me liking football (I'm not a Ravens fan, whole different division)MUST be 5'5" or tallerYour name can NOT start with the letter "J" (sorry, bad luck there)Dark sense of humor (sick, sadistic, sometimes perverted)Love travelHave a job (no slackers or slobs)No living with your parents (unless you have a DAMN good reason)No country musicNo rap (Country + Rap = CRAP)Smart - I love nerds, geeks, and the likeNO HIPSTERS!!! I hate hipsters and they must die....I prefer dark hair (brown or black) Red heads can apply, as long as you aren't offended if I call you ginger.MUST love dogsDecent shape - I'm not obese and you shouldn't be either.MUST love the outdoors - hiking, camping, etc.NOT an alcoholic - a few drinks here and there are fine, but no partiers.NO negative peopleMUST be ok with tattoos

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Had family in town all week and tonight is the only night I am free. It is late and I am looking for a good looking, good natured guy who has needs cuz I do. I like a man who is orally inclined. 4 twenty friendly is a plus as is disease and other dru [...]